Concerning Elevators

In my building, it's faster to take the stairs than the elevator. Not because there are always millions of people waiting for it, but because it's just that fucking slow. You could walk really slowly up the stairs and make it up before the people that took the stairs. I'm also starting to believe that the elevator no longer goes to the third floor. Either that, or it just has a personal vendetta against me.

However, the other elevators on campus seem to work regularly. Though some of them take me to parts of buildings I didn't know existed. And this is no help to my continuing directional incompetence in places I frequent.

I can think of no clever conclusion, but I am here.